I’ll cross my fingers that fate is on my side, just this once.


Get out, dickhole.

Get out, dickhole.


thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

(via whentherestrouble)


Q
how are you doing today, cuteness? :D
A

Today was a little melancholy. But the weather is lovely, and my cat is a total goofball, so all in all, it was pretty alright. How are you, lovely one?


alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

(via tsunyan-chan)


yelyahwilliams:

marielxhearts:

caramichele:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

Dads are like their own species

I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂

#DADS I LOVE MY DAD

I HAD NO IDEA THE HUNGRY THING WAS SUCH AN EPIDEMIC I AM NOT ALONE IN MY GROANING.

(via tsunyan-chan)


When my heart gets broken, my brain starts systematically (and subconsciously) erasing memories in order to facilitate a clean cut from that person. The more in love I was, the more thorough the sweep. So when I make amends with people who have hurt me and they bring up old inside jokes, I can’t remember them at all. But I can remember how they made me feel. And that makes me profoundly sad.


nco-cb:

Angelic Pretty / マシュマロバニー OP ♡

nco-cb:

Angelic Pretty / マシュマロバニー OP ♡

(via mahouprince)


thicccc:

new aesthetic: a fucking toilet mojito


Noooooo god can you imagine getting sick at a party and seeing that in the toilet?

thicccc:

new aesthetic: a fucking toilet mojito

Noooooo god can you imagine getting sick at a party and seeing that in the toilet?

(via moldylemons)


(via moonprismpwr)